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πŸŽ‚ Birthday

The classic that started it all. Send birthday greetings by second guessing the purchase of a hippo carcass.

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πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘¦ Father's Day

Let Dad know how you feel in the best way: with the decomposing body of hippo, waiting in your kitchen.

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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Flag Day

Another Flag Day is here, but you can avoid the typical stress of the season with one-of-kind carrion greeting cards.

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πŸ’˜ Anniversary

Celebrate a day of love and let them know how much you care with a hippo's decomposing corpse.

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🌳 Arbor Day

What better way to save the Earth than to recycle a bloated bit of mother nature into a fine gift?

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πŸŽ„ Christmas

A fourth wise man would have brought what the other's forgot: a stinking hippo carcass.

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Today's Holidays

πŸ“… Hanukkah

A greeting card for Hanukkah, celebrated November 28, 2021.

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πŸ“… First Sunday of Advent

A greeting card for First Sunday of Advent, celebrated November 28, 2021.

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πŸ“… National French Toast Day

A greeting card for National French Toast Day, celebrated November 28, 2021.

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