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๐ŸŽ‚ Birthday

The classic that started it all. Send birthday greetings by second guessing the purchase of a hippo carcass.

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๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ Father's Day

Let Dad know how you feel in the best way: with the decomposing body of hippo, waiting in your kitchen.

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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Flag Day

Another Flag Day is here, but you can avoid the typical stress of the season with one-of-kind carrion greeting cards.

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๐Ÿ’˜ Anniversary

Celebrate a day of love and let them know how much you care with a hippo's decomposing corpse.

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๐ŸŒณ Arbor Day

What better way to save the Earth than to recycle a bloated bit of mother nature into a fine gift?

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๐ŸŽ„ Christmas

A fourth wise man would have brought what the other's forgot: a stinking hippo carcass.

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Today's Holidays

๐Ÿ“… World CML (Chronic Myeloid Leukemia) Day

A greeting card for World CML (Chronic Myeloid Leukemia) Day, celebrated September 22, 2023.

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๐Ÿ“… World Rose Day

A greeting card for World Rose Day, celebrated September 22, 2023.

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๐Ÿ“… Native American Day (CA and NV)

A greeting card for Native American Day (CA and NV), celebrated September 22, 2023.

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๐Ÿ“… Car Free Day

A greeting card for Car Free Day, celebrated September 22, 2023.

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๐Ÿ“… Hobbit Day

A greeting card for Hobbit Day, celebrated September 22, 2023.

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๐Ÿ“… Autumnal Equinox (Start of Fall)

A greeting card for Autumnal Equinox (Start of Fall), celebrated September 22, 2023.

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๐Ÿ“… Falls Prevention Awareness Day

A greeting card for Falls Prevention Awareness Day, celebrated September 22, 2023.

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๐Ÿ“… National White Chocolate Day

A greeting card for National White Chocolate Day, celebrated September 22, 2023.

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๐Ÿ“… World Car-Free Day

A greeting card for World Car-Free Day, celebrated September 22, 2023.

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๐Ÿ“… American Business Womenโ€™s Day

A greeting card for American Business Womenโ€™s Day, celebrated September 22, 2023.

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๐Ÿ“… National Centenarianโ€™s Day

A greeting card for National Centenarianโ€™s Day, celebrated September 22, 2023.

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๐Ÿ“… World Rhino Day

A greeting card for World Rhino Day, celebrated September 22, 2023.

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๐Ÿ“… National Elephant Appreciation Day

A greeting card for National Elephant Appreciation Day, celebrated September 22, 2023.

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